You Just Might Be A Fundamentalist Christian if......

You share the love of Jesus and tell people if they don’t believe it, Jesus will torture you in hell for eternity.

It is your belief that the bible is true and since Jesus did say blessed are the peacemakers, you always vote Republican and support going to war overseas and killing people.

You tell homosexuals they are going to hell as its in the bible yet fail to mention that the same sentence also says that eating shellfish also damns you to hell And going to hell for Eating at Red Lobster after Church is no laughing matter.